My Premium Economy Experience via Virgin Atlantic

There were six of us in my group. We decided to try flying Virgin Atlantic for the first time.

Premier economy Virgin Air
Us and the Queen. The Queen is in the far upper right window looking down on us with a disapproving glare 🙂

From San Francisco to London we decided to fly Premium Economy, and fly Upper Class on the return flight.

In my last blog post, I shared how much I love flying JetBlue. I must say that hasn’t changed at all.

This wasn’t my first time flying Virgin America. I’d previously flown both coach and first class, and was very happy with first class (which is called Upper Class.) I was sadly disappointed with Virgin America’s coach class.

Virgin America’s coach class has a cool and trendy feel with good décor, lights, and music, but sacrifices too much seat room and complementary items that most airlines dish out generously.

Apparently Alaska Air bought Virgin America so I’m sure it will change drastically.

Virgin Atlantic’s price was worth premier economy at $1,500 per seat (round trip), which is the price of coach with some other airlines. Standard coach price for Virgin Atlantic was around $1,200.

With Virgin Premier, you get a separate area at check-in that moves way faster than the lines for economy.

Your bags get special priority tags similar to first class, so you’ll get them faster at baggage claim.

Virgin Premier is courteous and helpful and they offered upgrades on all their services and seats on the flight

back to SFO. We definitely took advantage of that.

It looked like the plane we were on from SFO to Heathrow was made like 20 years ago, but had an upgraded interior so it felt less dated.

The seats had wear and tear, and dated electronics and TV’s.

Premier economy Virgin Air
Held together by duct tape, literally.
Premier economy Virgin Air
Seats are broken but their nice enough to at least tape a “broken” sign on it.
Premier economy Virgin Air
Looks like the worlds first inflight media entertainment center or a 1970’s computer with hotel bathroom toilet phone attachment.

 

There was a plug-in box for charging your phone or laptop, which was nice, but no Wi-Fi, which made for a long and boring 11-hour flight.

Premier economy Virgin Air
At least you can plug in your hair dryer or charge your laptop.

 

The movie selection had some newer movies you might see on pay-per-view, newer TV show series, foreign classics and American favorites. The media screen also had a video game option, and the remote doubled as a worn-out video game controller.

Premier economy Virgin Air
Controller or detachable face for a 1990’s car CD player?

The food was decent, would disappoint the expectations of most people.

Premier economy Virgin Air
Still clueless as to what the gruel this was.

The upscale menu options are grossly misrepresenting the food quality, which arrives in tack tin-foil with the ingredients or meal description written in Chinese.

Premier economy Virgin Air
The menu

The meal itself looks like something from a grade school cafeteria, slopped into a bowl with no regard for taste or presentation. The food was salty and seemingly made with bottom shelf ingredients. Most would expect better quality and bigger portions.

There’s a section of the plane between upper class and Premium Economy called the “wonder wall” where you’ll find trendy, exotic, tiny packaged foods you can grab anytime you want a quick snack.

We tried the snacks, none of them were good. They were extremely salty, very pungent smelling items with non-appealing flavors, lacking quality and taste.

Premier economy Virgin Air
Wonder wall snacks, still wonder where a simple bag of chips were.

If the air waitress doesn’t bring your drinks fast enough you can mosey just beyond the “wonder wall” to find a small hosted bar area. There you can grab a drink, alcoholic or not, before an annoyed stewardess tells you to go back to your seat.

Premier economy Virgin Air
Cocktails yes! Bar on the plane, hell yes!

 

Luckily they bring booze right to the seats too 🙂

Premier economy Virgin Air
Free booze, yessssss please 🙂

 

The style of the seats are nearly identical to Alaska Airlines’ first class seats.

However, in the Virgin seating configuration they have a 2-4-2 arrangement. There are two seats by the window, four seats in the middle, and two seats by the window. Alaska’s first class seating is 2-by-2 on their smaller planes.

Premier economy Virgin Air
2-4-2 seating

The seats have about a 30% recline, with a bit more leg room than regular economy. They also have a footrest and a small table that extends from the arm.

There’s about a six-inch space between the seats, only wide enough for one person’s arm without touching the other person’s arm, giving you that awkward ‘hey, I’m not a creep, just looking for a place to put my arm’ type of situation.

The takeoff and landing was quite comfortable, and the flight itself was pretty smooth save a bit of turbulence in the middle of the Atlantic ocean that had my butt puckering a little, I prayed we didn’t go down in the middle of the pitch black, ice cold Atlantic ocean thousands of miles away from everything except sharks. But that’s nobody’s fault!

Disembarking and picking up the luggage was easy and all-in-all it was a good experience for the price tag.

RECAP: For about $300 you can upgrade from economy to premium to get more legroom, better seats, one or two less seat neighbors, your own media station, a “wonder wall”, complementary food and booze, a bar to stroll over to, priority boarding and leaving, and priority luggage retrieval.

If you’re flying for 11 hours, I recommend the $300 extra investment. For a short, domestic flight, save your money.

I almost forgot to mention the Upper Class seats are around $15,000 each way. These seats are similar in quality yet inferior to the JetBlue Pods. For $15,000 each way, premium is a much better bargain, because it’s basically the same seating as most domestic first class seats with the exception of JetBlue, which is the best.

Have you flown Virgin Atlantic?

Have you tried their Premium Economy seats?

Let me know your thoughts or questions about your next experience below.

The Atlantis Bahamas Have Gone to Hades

Beadles Survival Guide to Bahamas Best Restaurants, Do’s and Don’ts, and Fun in the Sun

I love traveling. People often ask me what a place is like, activities and destinations I recommend, best places to eat, what to avoid, and fun stuff to do in each destination. I decided to create this blog as a resource for the places I visit, and the experiences I have with people and businesses on my travels.

Let’s start with the Bahamas.

Bahamas boat charter
Like bath tub water, you can even bring your yellow ducky!

Best Ways to Travel and Enjoy the Bahamas

Be advised, you’ll notice I don’t butter things up – I give it to you straight. As my friend Ricci says, I give it to people dirty. In this article, you will get that: My down-and-dirty opinions and advice on what to do and not do on your trip to the Bahamas.

Some people love my straightforwardness and some hate it. Be sure to let me know your thoughts in the comments at the end of this blog (at the bottom of the page).

Apologies ahead of time for my grammar and unorthodox writing style 🙂

When people think of the Bahamas, they think of Atlantis Paradise Island and Water Park. This ocean resort, considered the jewel of the island, has become pretty outdated and overpriced.

It’s a kid friendly water park and resort, for kids and kids at heart. Water slides, lazy river, beach access, and several pools keep families entertained. There are casinos for parents to enjoy at night.

The Baha Mar is a brand-new adult-centric resort with gambling, golf, and swimming pools. I’m told it recently failed a soft opening and will retry in November with a full launch. Once it’s open I’ll check it out and report back to you with a full review.

We’ve visited the Bahamas a half dozen or more times now, and have seen it take a dive for the worse. We usually bring a group of 25 or more people with us each time so we cover a lot of ground. We try great restaurants, bad ones, and do all the fun in the sun stuff. I’ll cover it all here to ensure you have a great time in the Bahamas, even if it’s starting to seem more and more like Hades instead of paradise.

TSA in the Bahamas

The TSA personnel in the Bahamas is pretty cool and kickass. They even took our photo!

Bahamas TSA
TSA agents were so cool they even took our pic! I’m the good lookin fella in the Deadpool shirt 😉

A live band plays music right in the customs area as you arrive in the airport!

Plan on spending an hour to get in and out of TSA customs areas. It’s a pretty easy in-and-out but it can get crowded, and at times take up to an hour to get through.

Transportation in the Bahamas

Airfare

 

Jetblue Plane
The horse we flew in on 🙂

JetBlue Mint is worth every penny!

I have tried them all – United, American, Virgin, Delta, but I’ve got a big fat crush on Jet Blue. Their MINT Experience is awesome! All the first-class standards like first to board and no charge for luggage, and they turn the service way up!

In a world where some carriers are known for physically pulling you from the plane against your will, (we won’t name names… *cough* United) Jet Blue actually greets you with smiles and an eagerness to please!

For starters, the peeps at Jet Blue give you a world-class alcoholic signature drink. (Or non-alcoholic if you so choose.) It’s pretty awesome. They’ll get you something else instead if you want, which is also very considerate.

Their seats have all the charging, auxiliary, and headphone ports you’ll ever need.

Each personal entertainment system has a large monitor, movies, TV shows, music, and mapping sure to keep you entertained. Also, there’s free Wi-Fi!

Yup, you read that right. Free Wi-Fi.

So if you need to catchup on work, or your favorite Hulu or Netflix show, boom, you’ve got that too.

You can also watch TV and movies uninterrupted on the tarmac – you don’t have to wait until you are in the air!

If that’s not enough value for you, they give you a Hopper gift bag filled with cool knick-knacks and personal hygiene products. (Ever smelt your pits or breath after a long flight? Yikes!) You can put those to good use.

Their menu is world-class as well. Take a look below, they offer tons of tasty choices. Unlike United or American Airlines, you have some serious choices here. Great lunches, dinners, deserts, and all the snacks you can eat! Oh, and the booze – it’s included too.

Jetblue menu
Awesome grub!
Jetblue Menu
More Awesome Grub

I saved the best feature for last – the pod.

That’s right, pod. The pod is an amazing capsule with all the legroom and buttons you need to be comfortable during even the roughest domestic flight.

These seats massage, recline, and lay completely flat. Jet Blue gives you a super comfy pillow and comforter so can sleep like a rock from coast to coast.

It is an amazing experience. If you’re gonna fly for more than an hour or two, it’s definitely worth the upgrade cost!

Check it out here:

https://www.jetblue.com/flying-on-jetblue/mint/

Vehicle Transportation in the Bahamas

Bahamas Transportation
Ride the Bahamas in style

There really is no need to rent a vehicle in the Bahamas. Just remember when you land to find a cab and set the price with them before they take you anywhere.

Look at this rate sheet:

bahamas taxi rates
Crazy complex taxi rate sheet

Some cab drivers will try to take advantage of you, so get the price up front or call in advance. We use M & M Transport. Once we land we simply text Mike and he’s out front waiting for us. He’s a great guy – super personable and he’ll give you the local scoop on what’s going on around the Bahamas too!

You’ll love him and his company.

M&M transportation bahamas
Mikes the stylish cat in the middle

Check them out here:
https://www.facebook.com/MM-Taxi-Tours-578232145619816/

If you stay at the Harborside or Atlantis, they have free shuttles to and from the park, shopping, and eating areas.

For $4, water taxis will take you from Paradise Island to Nassau’s heart of Bohemian tourist shopping centers. This area has little stores, souvenir shops, and major restaurants like Hard Rock Cafe, El Senior Frog’s, etc.

Best Places to Stay in the Bahamas

Atlantis Resort and Harborside Inn

If you really want to go to the Atlantis waterparks, it would be wise to stay at the actual Atlantis Resort, or its sister property the Harborside Property.

Both of these locations are very dated and leave a lot to be desired, but you will pay over $100 a person to get into the waterpark daily, so stay at one of these properties if you’re visiting the waterpark.

If you arrive before 4pm, you can leave your bags with the bellman and hit the water parks. Sometimes you’ll find out what room you’ll be staying in before it’s ready for you. In this case, they might let you put your bags in the room before the completed cleaning if you ask nicely. (With a big tip!)

Harborside has little kitchenettes as well as washers and dryers in most of their rooms. This is a nice added bonus. It’s about a 5-minute walk to the waterparks from Harborside, or you can take their free shuttle.

Atlantis Free Shuttle
Atlantis Free Shuttle

If your super brave, (or crazy) it’s only a 300-foot swim, with a few bull sharks that might try to stop you.

Atlantis Harborside resort
Only a 300′ swim but we don’t recommend 🙂

That’s one of the best kept secrets in the Bahamas, how many sharks there are in the water. Especially near the resorts and harbors! When the fishermen dock and clean their catch, fish of all sizes in the water get a free meal. Including the huge bull sharks that patrol the harbor. It’s also worth mentioning there is an ever-increasing number of shark attacks and sightings in the Bahamas.

It’s becoming more and more common to hear about Bahamas shark attacks and sightings of sharks in the Bahamas. They’re the apex predator in the water and we’re bobbing through their home like floating candies.

The Baha Mar

Baha Mar Bahamas
I hear it’s currently a beautiful ghost town

If you don’t care about the water parks, I hear the Bahamar (once it’s open) is beautiful inside. It has amazing pools, golf course, and world class restaurants.

This is where we will visit next time to see if all this hype is true.

Sandals Resort

I have not yet stayed at Sandals Resort. I met a newlywed couple who’d just left the resort – they said they paid $6,400 for the week for the room alone.

They felt it was super overpriced, the day trips were super overpriced, and very disappointing.

I’m taking a hard pass on Sandals based on their convincing testimony.

Marley Resort & Spa

Marley Resort and Spa was formerly a private vacation home for the legendary Marley family. Bob and Rita Marley discovered a former governor’s mansion during a visit to Nassau, while they were recovering from an assassination attempt in Jamaica (1976).

This ocean front resort is small, but has a great vibe and feel to it. If you don’t care for water parks or having to pay to get into the water parks on the island, give this place a shot.

Best Shopping Spots in Nassau and Paradise Island

Go to The Straw Market in Downtown Nassau

The Straw Market in downtown Nassau is riddled with little nick-knacks, souvenirs, knock off Rolexes and Cohiba Cigars. Peppered all around the Straw Market are stores that sell what you would expect to find where cruise ships drop off their passengers.

If you want to shop at the local jewelry shops go door-to-door, as there are more than you can count right on the main drag. Never pay their asking price – you can barter with them. I helped a buddy buy his wife wedding ring there. It’s a long story, but he bought a $25,000 wedding ring for less than $2,500. Don’t tell his wife 🙂 It wasn’t stolen or fake either, we even got a warranty right from the store. You can work some deals if you put in the effort.

You can do the same thing at the straw market as well.

FYI: If the cruise ships are in, this area can be extremely busy.

Buy your souvenirs at the Nassau Airport

If you flew in and just want rum, cigars, or other typical souvenirs, wait until you get to the airport. You won’t need to pack them or carry them before your flight, and they cost about the same as you’ll pay at the Straw Market.

Nassau Airport shopping
Rum and rum cake 🙂
Nassau souvenir
All the souvenir swag ya need

Best and Worst Bahamas Restaurants on Paradise Island and Nassau

The service is horrible at the Atlantis Resorts

90% of the time, don’t expect any royal treatment – or nicely at all for that matter. The common demeanor you’ll receive from waiters/waitresses is they give zero f***s. They do not care about the quality of your dining experience. Sound crazy? Well, it is. Gratuity most everywhere you go on Nassau or Paradise Island adds into your total price at the end of your meal. It’s around 16%, and that doesn’t include the VAT (value added tax) which throws everything on (like a state tax). Whether the staff treats you horribly or nicely they still get a 16% tip. You can see what’s wrong with this system.

I’m not kidding, it’s the worst service I’ve ever had anywhere, and I love to eat! I’ve been to restaurants all around the world and I have never had worse service anywhere. Seriously.

Did I Mention the Service Sucks in the Bahamas?

As I was saying, the service on Paradise Island is absolutely atrocious. Even the locals laugh about how bad it is. A local business owner said there’s only a 5% return rate of passengers-visitors to the Bahamas. I’m told they survive because it’s a tropical tourist destination, so cruise ships come in every day dropping off boatloads of fresh victims with cash to blow. Each new victim falls prey to these servers who know they don’t need to be nice, or even courteous, because they will most likely never see these customers again.

Even if they do, they still keep 16% of whatever is spent, whether it’s an $8 bottle of water or an $11 ham sandwich.

Atlantis Menu
Pool Side Menu, make sure and bring a bag of cash-or rather have it attached to your room key, they only take plastic and they ain’t cheap yo!

Beside the bad service, no matter where you go plan on spending at least 2 hours in the restaurant. Plan ahead!

The few exceptions are buffets, poolside food, and fast food spots on the Atlantis strip.

Now that we’ve addressed the service, let’s discuss the food quality.

It is very difficult to find a meal quality that justifies its price on the Island.

The Atlantis owns most of the restaurants, and they recycle the same menus and food wherever you go. It’s like to being on a Carnival Cruise food wise. Nowhere we ate was great. The pool charges $10.50 for a poorly assembled ham and cheese sandwich. Olives, the more upscale restaurant, charges $28 for two testicle-sized pieces of frozen fish with a side of stale fries.

Speaking of Olives, check out this lady in the picture. She took my credit card and said she had to take my driver’s license too. I noticed when I got the ticket, my driver’s license info was written out on the back of the part they keep. Nowhere else did a wait staff do this. About an hour later, Amex called me asking if I’d just bought $1,600 worth of electronics at Best Buy, as well as some Uber rides and a bunch of other crap in California. While I was in the Bahamas.

Olives restraunt
This is the lady who told me it was mandatory to write down the customers license information and credit card info on the back of the receipt she kept. Sound fishy???? Well that card was being used in California an hour later….Hmmm
What they offer, what you get and pay for, not what I expected. Not in a good way either!

I’m not directly calling them thieves, but it sure seems like an uncanny coincidence. Think twice before you hand over your driver’s license. If they want to verify the name on the credit card with the ID that would make sense, but for them to have to take it and return with it later… that’s #supershady.

Fireside is another restaurant on the strip next to Atlantis. Fireside is also super overpriced, and the food is far from great. The service is super weak as well.

Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville was horrible! I’ve patronized the Oahu, Caymans, and Capitola locations and those are always good, but man this place is horrible. We went there twice (I am a huge fan of their volcano nachos) in hopes it was just an off night for them, but it wasn’t. They got all the orders wrong, looked and tasted like truck stop food, and took over 3 hours for our orders. They forgot to put chicken on the nachos, and when I called them on it they bought a bowl of chicken strips an hour later. They did that so they could make sure to charge me for the chicken even though the nachos were gone long before.

margaritaville
The chicken for our Nachos….an hour after we got our nachos! Guess they really wanted that extra $6
After an hour of waiting for our food we ate our chicken-less nachos, another hour later a bowl of chicken came. They just don’t get it….Chicken goes on the nachos in the beginning.

Okay, enough of the bad, I don’t want this to read like a compilation of bad Yelp reviews. But man am I huge on food and was so disappointed. Luckily, I found a few saving graces on the Island.

Best food and Best Price on Nassau, Paradise Island by Far, Far and Away

Oh Andros at the Fish Fry

Oh Andros has the best Bohemian food and portion sizes you’ll find. The best part… no gratuity or VAT taxes built into the tag at the end of your meal!

What’s that mean? Great service, AND great food. This is the best you will find on the Island.

Check them out here:

https://foursquare.com/v/oh-andros-restaurant/4c1c169d63750f47b709b667

Twin Brothers next door to Oh Andros (in the Fish Fry) also has great food, and more importantly has world-class piña coladas. No joke, you won’t find a better piña colada on any continent.

Caution about the Fish Fry

Visiting the Fish Fry is like visiting a super pushy car lot, with salespeople stalking and chasing you around the lot. Some of the restaurants at the Fish Fry do the same thing. These businesses can be super pushy, invading your space trying to get you into their establishment.

It’s also a great place to buy super crappy cigars they’ll swear are Cohibas.

Don’t buy them.

It’s best to take a cab to the Fry and catch a cab back to your hotel, resort, or Airbnb.

Some miscreant locals break into vehicles, rob tourists, and other nefarious misdeeds, so be on your guard. Most likely you’ll be fine. If you’re a better-safe-than-sorry type of person go during the day. The food is worth the trip, and fortune favors the brave.

Checkers

Solid Bohemian food with no VAT or built in gratuity!

http://www.checkerscafebahamas.com/

Poop Deck East Bay

A bit pricey, but solid Bohemian Food.

http://thepoopdeck.com/

GrayCliffs Lounge at the Nassau Airport

Yep, that’s right! Nassau Airport is one of my favorite airports for one main reason… the outdoor smoking area 🙂

They have really good food. For $11 you can buy one of their GrayCliff Cigars to enjoy with your food and a nice cold beer, at a comfy outdoor area where smoking is still allowed.

Don’t eat before you leave, wait for the airport and eat at Graycliffs. It’s awesome!

Graycliff Cigars
SO tasty!
Graycliff lounge
Best part of the airport for my 11 bucks 🙂
Graycliff bar
Booze, uhhhhh..yes please 🙂
Graycliff lounge
Heaven in the Airport

Best Things to Do in the Bahamas

Take a sports fishing charter

My new buddies at http://live2.fish are so awesome. They took us out on the water and instinctually knew where all the fish were. Within a few hours, we caught well over 30 fish!

Live2Fish Bahamas
LIve 2 Fish is the best fishing charter period! They had us hooked up to another 15 fish after this pic too!

We liked them so much we went out with them twice in the same week.

Did I mention they cook?

Live2.fish
They even clean your catch right on the boat! Can you say sushi!?!?! This tuna would be big bux back in the States, here its a free snack 🙂

It was the best food we had all week. Both trips out with them they grilled our catch, and even brought burgers and tenderloins to barbecue for us on a beautiful, private beach while we waded and snorkeled in the crystal-clear water.

live2.fish
Yams, potatoes, plantains oh my!
Live2.fish
Freakin tenderloin that tastes amazing cooked right on a private beach…what!?!?!
Live2.fish
They cook the catch right on the private beach for us!?!?!?! Yup!
Live2.fish
They brought burgers and cooked them for us right on the beach too! Live 2 Fish crews cooking was the best food we had on the whole trip, no joke!

These guys are some of the coolest people you will ever meet, and cook some of the best food you will ever eat. They know their stuff! They made the whole trip awesome for us.

I also want to mention I have been sport fishing 10 times in the Bahamas, and never have we had such awesome, fruitful trips back-to-back like that. It was no fluke. The other charters in town are simply not on the same level as Johnny and Andrew.

Live2.fish
Great times with Live2.fish Johnny and Andrew! Best Charter In The Bahamas!
Live2.fish
James with a barracuda!
Live2.fish
Kyle with his Mahi Mahi!
Live2.fish
Aaron and Johnny with a barracuda!
Live2.fish
Andrew gettin his sushi on!

These guys are great, check them out here: http://live2.fish/

Snorkel in the Bahamas!

Guess who also has a party boat equipped with group snorkel gear?

That’s right, my new buddies Johnny and Andrew at Live2.Fish. They’ll take you to all the best spots and bring you back safe and sound!

Live2.fish
Little Sara snorkeled all the way home….just kidding 🙂

Visit their site here: http://live2.fish/

Swim with the Pigs!

Live2Fish will take you to the Exumas as well. There you can eat an awesome lunch prepared for you while you swim and snorkel with adorable and friendly swine. 🙂

http://live2.fish/

Learn How to roll cigars and take a cigar tour

Our group and I had an awesome time learning how to roll cigars and tour the factory at Graycliff.

Check them out at http://www.graycliff.com/graycliff-cigar-company/

It’s a great time even if you’re not a cigar aficionado like me 🙂

Take a Bahama Rum Tour

Great people, great history, and great rum! Give them a shot 🙂

http://www.johnwatlings.com/

Atlantis Water Park

“Aquaventure, Atlantis Paradise Island’s one-of-a-kind water park is a 141-acre waterscape. This non-stop aquatic thrill ride features over 20 million gallons of water, incredible Atlantean-themed towers, thrilling high-speed water slides, a mile-long river ride with rolling rapids and wave surges, 20 swimming areas, a spectacular kids water-play fort, and 11 unique and refreshing swimming pools”.

Atlantis Lazy River
Not so lazy any more, now you have to get out half way thru and fight for your tubes! Hi-yah!!!
Atlantis
Cool landscapes and architecture

Make sure to wear water shoes!

This place is fun, but dangerous. I fell a couple years ago and it sucked. The concrete walkways are wet, slimy, and slippery. Before I knew it, my feet were above my head and I was flat on my back with a gash on my back and foot. No fun.

Buy water shoes on Amazon if you haven’t left yet. They’re way cheaper there than at the resort:

Also bear in mind that the ‘lazy river’ is now not really a lazy river anymore. You have to get out half way around the river and find a new inner-tube, which can be super challenging when park is busy. It seems too many people were being lazy hanging in the river too long for Atlantis brass, so they put an end to the great thing.

Beware the waterslides, especially ‘leap of faith.’ It’s a violent fall and slide to the water that beats the crap out of your tailbone and entire body and ends you with a sonic wedgie. A few trips down and you may just need a chiropractor visit and a hemorrhoid cushion.

Dumb idea
Great idea guys, throw up a slippery when wet sign! Too bad they don’t put them every 3 feet other wise you’re gunna bust your butt on the ride down!
Leap Of Faith
Leap of faith they call it, should be called Assblaster-Chiropractor needer 5000!

Swim with the Dolphins Bahamas

The Atlantis offers this at their resort too, but it’s a bit pricey and you’ll have a much better time at Blue Lagoon Island.

http://www.dolphinencounters.com/

Final helpful tips and rants:

  • Starbucks in the Bahamas is super inconsistent with their product, and has bad service to boot. Look at this silliness:
Starbucks bahamas
No joke, no photo editing, this is the Starbucks Atlantis counter!
  • Dunkin Doughnuts is right around the corner. They are far more consistent and as friendly as it gets on Paradise Island.
  • See Rose Island, which is better for wading in the waters and snorkeling a bit.
  • Get dropped off and have the boat wait at what the locals call Gilligan’s Island. Bring a 6 pack of Kalik’s, enjoy the tiny little island, and work on your tan.
  • Best local beers in my opinion:

· Kalik

· BushCraft

· Sands

  • Anthony’s restaurant on Paradise Island was downright disgusting, and the wait was atrocious.
  • Ben and Jerry’s ice cream is still good in the Bahamas, and they have a spot on the Atlantis strip to prove it but…..SUPER PRICEY!                                            4 people cost me $50.00!! 
  • The Harborside Inn Point Restaurant doesn’t allow beach attire at dinner even though it’s at the pool. They have plastic tables and metal chairs. It’s downright stupid. The food is expensive and sucks.
  • Go see Jaws Beach if you have time. They recently renovated the dock, but it’s still cool to see where the movie Jaws The Revenge was partly filmed.
  • If you need a hospital, ONLY GO TO Doctors Hospital.
  • Bring an umbrella, or enjoy the warm rain on your head as the weather can change in a split-second.
Bahamas rain
It was sunny and dry 5 minutes earlier! Super moody weather!
  • Beware of the guys on the beach trying to rent you some jet skis. They are not maintained, they don’t give you an amount of time you’re paying for, and worse yet they try to renegotiate the price with you once you’re off the jet ski. It’s pretty much theft – be ready to fight. Look for these guys on the beach by the Atlantis resort.
  • The internet everywhere sucks! I have T-Mobile and AT&T and I never get more than 1MB upload or download. All the Wi-Fi on the island is horrible as well.
  • Get a satellite hotspot if you must have solid internet.
  • For cell phone repair in the Bahamas, use Island Cellular. They are awesome, and can fix anything!  242-326-2140
  • Bring a suitcase filled with all the snacks you and your peeps will want, maybe bring 2 suitcases. Everything in the Bahamas is super expensive. The little stores will charge you $10 for a small bag of popcorn etc. Bring your snack food with you.
  • If you love Cigars bring your own, don’t spend $120 per cigar at the Atlantis!  Grab one of these little guys and bring your own stoges to the Bahamas!

This is my guide for surviving as a tourist in the Bahamas.

It’s not an A-Z guide, but I’m confident you’ll enjoy yourself if you try these suggestions for yourself.

I want this to be an ever-green guide of sorts, so let’s keep growing it together and help everyone who reads it!

Type in your thoughts and opinions in the comments BELOW and let me know what I missed. People visiting the Bahamas need to know!

God Bless Ya!

 

P.S  These are my opinions, let me know yours in the comment area BELOW

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It can be Hades or Heaven in the Bahamas but we’re still sad to leave every time 🙁